{"id":68,"date":"2011-01-04T21:39:07","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T21:39:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/?p=68"},"modified":"2011-01-04T21:42:35","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T21:42:35","slug":"oakland-is-a-fun-place-especially-the-bathroom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/?p=68","title":{"rendered":"Oakland is a fun place&#8230;especially the bathroom!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look I&#8217;m all for grabbing a little action in the bathroom. \u00a0If you can make it quick and discreet than why not? \u00a0But these folks in California sometimes get a little carried away. \u00a0Seems that four people were reported having sex in a restaurant restroom &#8211; at the same time. \u00a0Next time hang a sock on the door or a tie on the knob, doorknob that is. \u00a0Here&#8217;s the link for your reading pleasure.<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/www.insidebayarea.com\/news\/ci_16966861<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Seems that four people were reported having sex in a restaurant restroom &#8211; at the same time.<\/p>\n<p>Look I&#8217;m all for grabbing a little action in the bathroom.  If you can make it quick and discreet than why not?  But these folks in California sometimes get a little carried away.  Seems that four people were reported having sex in a restaurant restroom &#8211; at the same time.  Next time hang a sock on the door or a tie on the knob, doorknob that is.  Here&#8217;s the link for your reading pleasure.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":69,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-hot-jackasses","category-nes","category-vote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":71,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/71"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/69"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}