{"id":82,"date":"2011-01-04T22:25:45","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T22:25:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/?p=82"},"modified":"2011-01-04T22:25:45","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T22:25:45","slug":"ever-wanted-to-beat-the-crap-out-of-elmo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/?p=82","title":{"rendered":"Ever wanted to beat the crap out of Elmo?"},"content":{"rendered":"

You know you can’t stand his dirty fur or his annoying voice and you want to kick his butt, but you can’t beat up Elmo that’s totally not allowed – or is it? \u00a0Well in this case the guy that decided to take out his frustrations on Elmo got the bad end of the deal, he broke two fingers courtesy of the red furry monster himself or some guy playing him in a costume. \u00a0Here’s the link to the story<\/p>\n

http:\/\/articles.orlandosentinel.com\/2010-09-27\/news\/os-elmo-attacked-orlando-911-guitar-20100927_1_elmo-red-sesame-street-character-customer<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Elmo was definitely not tickled when a man attacked him and other customers at an Orlando-area guitar store .<\/p>\n

Winter Park police released two 911 calls of the melee made by two managers at the Guitar Center in Winter Park Village Saturday about 2:30 p.m.<\/p>\n

“I’ve got a customer in a retail store that is running around terrorizing the store, actually” one man tells a dispatcher. “Everybody in the store is freaked out.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Man in Orlando Florida takes on Elmo in a fight. You know you can’t stand his dirty fur or his annoying voice and you want to kick his butt, but you can’t beat up Elmo that’s totally not allowed – or is it? Well in this case the guy that decided to take out his frustrations on Elmo got the bad end of the deal, he broke two fingers courtesy of the red furry monster himself or some guy playing him in a costume. Here’s the link to the story<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":84,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,3,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-82","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-celebrity","category-nes","category-vote"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=82"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":85,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/82\/revisions\/85"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/84"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=82"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=82"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jackassdaily.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=82"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}