Ever wanted to beat the crap out of Elmo?

Jan 04, 2011 284 Comments by

Man in Orlando Florida takes on Elmo in a fight. You know you can’t stand his dirty fur or his annoying voice and you want to kick his butt, but you can’t beat up Elmo that’s totally not allowed – or is it? Well in this case the guy that decided to take out his frustrations on Elmo got the bad end of the deal, he broke two fingers courtesy of the red furry monster himself or some guy playing him in a costume. Here’s the link to the story

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Uh I’m dressed like Santa and I’m flying in a pilotless hot air balloon…

Jan 04, 2011 280 Comments by

It could seriously happen to anyone. Yeah one minute your flying around in a balloon throwing Christmas candy to school kids, next your pilot falls out of the balloon and your flying all around Utah with no way to land that baby. Here’s the story courtesy of the good folks at NPR.

If only Santa was as good with hot air balloons as with reindeer sleighs.

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Live Frogger! I’m Hit I’m Hit!!!

Jan 04, 2011 301 Comments by

So yo dude your bored? Well why don’t we go play in live traffic and pretend like we are frogs from frogger and make it across all the lanes of a busy highway with speeding cars? Cool!!Yeah I know you would never do that but some dude was bored and him and his friends really did try this and guess what happened – hit by an SUV….read more

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Oakland is a fun place…especially the bathroom!

Jan 04, 2011 299 Comments

Seems that four people were reported having sex in a restaurant restroom – at the same time.

Look I’m all for grabbing a little action in the bathroom. If you can make it quick and discreet than why not? But these folks in California sometimes get a little carried away. Seems that four people were reported having sex in a restaurant restroom – at the same time. Next time hang a sock on the door or a tie on the knob, doorknob that is. Here’s the link for your reading pleasure.

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Derek Anerson – Stop Laughing

Nov 30, 2010 340 Comments

Sometimes you just cant laugh and obviously when your team is getting beat up on Monday Night Football that is one of those times.  After the game a reporter asked what was so funny ?  Anderson was not thrilled by the question, check out his reaction…

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This is a funny post

May 25, 2010 299 Comments

Shorter text goes here. Funny line that will make people want to read the whole post.

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Don’t you throw that jellybean at me!

May 19, 2010 275 Comments

You’re in seventh grade – you cant help yourself and your bored, so what do you do?  That’s right you throw a damn jellybean at the teacher and heck whats going to happen?  Well this is whats going to happen, a seventh grader  said a substitute teacher accused him of throwing jellybeans at him. As […]

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Yeah..Sure…They broke in and planted pot in my house

May 19, 2010 272 Comments

So this guy is running for Mayor and he  said someone broke into his home last week and left marijuana rolling papers in his bathroom drawer. The Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office is investigating the incident. Sampson, who was charged March 21 with marijuana possession and possession of narcotics equipment, told deputies someone planted the rolling […]

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No bringing dead guy on plane.

May 19, 2010 275 Comments

You have to love how some people will do anything to travel with the ones they love.  Two nice ladies from Germany decided to bring a dead guy  on a weekend flight from Liverpool, U.K. to Berlin.  As 91-year-old Curt Willi Jarant appeared to slump in his wheelchair, an airport worker, who helped lift Jarant’s […]

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